Emergency

If you ever feel the need for a fun adventure, get a friend to open her toe with a food processor blade at 2 in the morning on Friday night.

Gluttony

Eating a box of macaroni and cheese at an advanced hour is never, in retrospect, a particularly good idea. But I do so love macaroni and cheese.

*grunt*

Morning, n.:

That unhappy time between the realm of sleep and grudging acceptance of being awake; marked by deteriorated use of language, bad hair.

Weekend

It has been a long, bad week. I haven't seen this bad a week in a good while. I need a hug.

Digestion

I wish my internal bits would like the food I've eaten recently as much as the rest of me has.

Socks

The three most amazing spectacles in the human experience: birth, sex, and washing machines you can see into.

Unprepared

I am not ready to return to class and start learning again. Can I wait awhile?

State

I have never been to Florida before.

Pan

I want some Bimbo bread.

Pain

My teeth are sore.

Nomenclature

Grlenntys Kickingstallionsims!

Month?

Madness!