29 February 2008

Hoops

Speaking of basketball... my high school's girl's team is undefeated so far this year. They won every game by at least seven points and two by at least seventy.

28 February 2008

Sweat

Old white guys who play pickup basketball at the gym are entirely too serious about the whole thing.

They also play a bit too much shirts versus skins.

26 February 2008

Detergent

There's nothing like having only novelty socks left to remind you that laundry day, in all its clothes-you-never-otherwise-wear glory, is upon you.

24 February 2008

Hormel

I meant to fry some Spam for dinner tonight, but didn't foresee the lots and lots of dinky essays that I had to write.

22 February 2008

Illness

Now that the appointment has been scheduled, the sore throat will disappear, leaving nothing to diagnose. This is the way of things.

21 February 2008

...Continued

I kid you not: Google Maps recognizes a town northwest of Shreveport, Louisiana, down the road from Blanchard, Louisiana, called Latex.

20 February 2008

Buttplug

The best part of my day was asking, straight faced, to borrow somebody's nonexistent sex toys.

The worst was C++.

19 February 2008

Golden Rule

Posting fliers is one of my least favorite things to do. I show too much courtesy for preexisting fliers.

17 February 2008

Roadtrip

I'm pretty sure that now I've been to more than half of the counties in North Carolina.

15 February 2008

Safety

I like when Healthy Devils hand out "fun packs". I can't say no to fun.

14 February 2008

Waffling

Family Circus, cuddly bastion of the religious Right, f**ks with you!

Tell your friends!

13 February 2008

Bull-headed

You'd think, perhaps, that my sore throat would stop me yelling at refs.

12 February 2008

Editorial

Shouldn't columnists do more than just complain about something? Tell The Chronicle.

11 February 2008

Reification

Frats exist so that The Flash can run across Main Quad.

10 February 2008

Maintenance

(Should hyphenated words count as one or multiple words? Opinions?)

09 February 2008

Contemplate

Would the writers' strike boycott the Golden Raspberry Awards?

08 February 2008

Fact

I don't own a pair of blue jeans.

07 February 2008

Also

A fax machine called me this afternoon.

Polite

Go to Heck, Carolina, go to Heck.

06 February 2008

Catharsis

What to write today?
...
Oops. Crap.

05 February 2008

Horror

Cricket has started making sense.

04 February 2008

Optometrist

My eyesight got worse!

03 February 2008

Obviously

I'm thoroughly unproductive.

02 February 2008

Mmmmmm

Rigatoni bolognese.

01 February 2008

Brother

Fourteen!