:D?

One of the instant messaging world's biggest shortcomings is its oversight in not making an emoticon that matches the face in my Facebook picture .

*grunt*

Morning, n.:

That unhappy time between the realm of sleep and grudging acceptance of being awake; marked by deteriorated use of language, bad hair.

Hormel

I meant to fry some Spam for dinner tonight, but didn't foresee the lots and lots of dinky essays that I had to write.